Monday, November 19, 2012


the options of things to do around here are limited at times..
go out and party or sit on the computer... at least at night...
ending up breakin' down and scooped an xbox last week with halo4..
i used to grind halo like i grinded poker back in the day..
been on lock down recently, beat it a few times in the last couple days - boomshalakalaka -
we don't have online yet, but when we do this week i'm hopin' it won't lead to the demise of my milestone goal.

...also out of pure aburrimiento:

Monday, November 12, 2012

profundidades jugosas.

Poker Stars $0.50/$1
No Limit Hold'em $0.20 Ante
2 players

BTN/SB: $252.60

Hero (BB): $330.53

Pre Flop: ($1.90) Hero is BB with A A
BTN/SB raises to $2.50, Hero raises to $9, BTN/SB raises to $49,  
Hero raises to $116,
BTN/SB calls $67

Flop: ($232.40) Q 9 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $214.33 all in, BTN/SB calls $136.40 all in

Turn: ($505.20) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($505.20) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $505.20
BTN/SB shows K K (a full house, Nines full of Kings)
Hero shows A A (a full house, Nines full of Aces)
Hero wins $504.70
(Rake: $0.50)

Saturday, November 10, 2012


i love chat.
i had to un-self-ban myself. 
i'll try to post more.

yada yada yada....

River: ($5.95) T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $3.50, Hero raises to $10, BTN says "oh your good",

BTN calls $6.50

Final Pot: $25.95
BTN mucks 6 J
Hero shows K Q (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero wins $24.78

xB*w*H81 said, "another beauty"
xB*w*H81 said, "whos d-ick do i suck those those kind of beats"
xB*w*H81 said, "or icepaw you must know"
xicepaw1225 said, "wha.. all i read is that u wanna suck someone's dck"
xB*w*H81 said, "yeah to get miracles like that i would"
xB*w*H81 said, "you must have"
xicepaw1225 said, "you'd suck someone's dck to win $20?"

* * *

i saw one of my buddies post a travel map... wanted to do the same..

looks like i have some work to do.

actually, i really want to do a lot of traveling in the next couple years.
after malta, i'd like to see thailand and iceland... maybe do a jaunt around eastern europe...
then head to one of either three routes...

japan > nz > fiji > australia
costa rica > central america
brazil > rest of so. america

i guess i could combine the latter two into one epic year. but, i'd like to get to all one day... hopefully.

hmm... i'd also like to throw in So. Africa, Morrocco, Madagascar, Tibet, and fill in the blanks in the US.

fuck.. after re-re-re-analyzing it, there's still so many places i'd like to see that it would be pointless naming them. i'm starting to think the next route might end up something like: malta>thailand>japan>aus>NZ>fiji.... *go from there*

Friday, November 9, 2012

Presidential Kombat

The election was this week... Barry-O shipped it.
i'll leave politics outta this place... but i will share this.


Stars $0.50/$1
No Limit Hold'em $0.20 Ante
9 players

Hero (SB): $250.00

BB: $303.61
UTG: $248.18
UTG+1: $402.97 (73/45/4.2)
UTG+2: $241.92 (53/0/0.0)

MP1: $187.49
MP2: $97.70
CO: $161.13
BTN: $225.10

Pre Flop: ($3.30) Hero is SB with Q 8
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $4, UTG+2 calls $4, 2 folds, CO calls $4, 1 fold,
Hero calls $3.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($18.80) 2 8 6 (4 players)
Hero checks,
UTG+1 bets $23,
UTG+2 calls $23, CO folds, Hero raises to $86,
UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls $63

Turn: ($213.80) A (2 players)
Hero bets $52, UTG+2 calls $52

River: ($317.80) T (2 players)
Hero bets $107.80 all in, UTG+2 calls $99.72 all in

Final Pot: $517.24
Hero shows Q 8 (a flush, Ace high)
UTG+2 shows 3 T (a flush, Ace high - lower cards)
Hero wins $514.44

Monday, November 5, 2012


Poker Stars $0.50/$1
No Limit Hold'em $0.20 Ante
8 players

SB: $249.06
BB: $189.05
UTG: $279.86
UTG+1: $131.92
MP1: $151.00
funny gifs
MP2: $351.16
Hero (CO): $250.00

BTN: $123.10

Pre Flop: ($3.10) Hero is CO with 9 9
 2 folds, MP1 raises to $4, 1 fold,  
Hero raises to $20, 1 fold, SB calls $19.50, 1 fold, MP1 calls $16

Flop: ($62.60) T 6 8 (3 players)
SB checks, MP1 bets $19,
Hero raises to $66, SB folds, MP1 calls $47

Turn: ($194.60) 8 (2 players)
MP1 bets $64.80 all in,
Hero calls $64.80

MP1 shows J 9 (a pair of Eights)
Hero shows 9 9 (two pair, Nines and Eights)

River: ($324.20)

Final Pot: $324.20
MP1 shows J 9 (a pair of Eights)
Hero shows 9 9 (two pair, Nines and Eights)
Hero wins $321.40